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Friday, March 18, 2011

Margarine is not butter


Margarine is not butter


needs a stick of butter
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    • Brontë Dohm I have a WHOLE tub if margarine will suffice.
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    • Melodie Kabanuk Dohm I leave you alone for a few months and you're eating margarine?
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    • Brontë Dohm MOM, its my life! lol and yes, I have always like margarine. I like that this is all we fight about
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • John Chesley yeah, what's this margarine stuff?
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    • Brontë Dohm its butter, only its margarine haha do you still need it?
      2 hours ago · 
    • John Chesley yeah, but i need the real stuff...
      2 hours ago · 
    • Brontë Dohm how do you know margarine won't work?
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    • John Chesley haha...it probably would work just fine...it's just the principle of the thing! i don't want hydrogenated vegetable oil in my cookies, do you?
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    • Melodie Kabanuk Dohm Yes, other children are away at college doing drugs - mine is doing margarine! How could you do this to the family?
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Melodie Kabanuk Dohm We have our reputations to think of...
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    • Michael Robert Hancock Mmmmmm.....hydrogenated vegetable oil :D I've been using margarine in everything except breads for years :D
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Brontë Dohm Yes, I do like margarine in my cookies! John, its either Animal fat or Vegetable fat, I will take vegetable. But Hey, I'm not forcing my margarine on anyone, just being a good neighbor people...
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    • Melissa Michels I don't know if I can live with someone who eats margarine thats disgusting...
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Brontë Dohm ‎>.< its MY addiction you guys! NO one like a facebook intervention haha
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    • Michael Robert Hancock Mayo Clinic agrees with Bronte....margarine has less cholesterol and bad fat :).....assuming you buy good margarine
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • John Chesley 
      actually, if i remember right from my childhood, my mom would put margarine in cookies and we would lick the wrappers...

      but still...i've changed my ways. seen the light, you might say. i still need *something* to put in cookies though, and ...See More
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    • Brontë Dohm deal
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    • Brontë Dohm its hard to bake with margarine, especially at high altitudes, but I have faith in you
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • John Chesley we'll include that in the results and conclusions section of the report :)
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    • Melodie Kabanuk Dohm Umm, don't care what Mayo says. Butter just feels more natural and right. Substituting margarine for butter? What are you gonna tell me next kid - that you are substituting Kool-Aid for juice? I will send you a few bucks...
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • Brontë Dohm ‎..... well not if you don't want to hear it lol
      lol just kidding! :D
      John, how do you want to get this margarine from me?
      2 hours ago · 
    • Melodie Kabanuk Dohm In a trash bag.......
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • John Chesley it's going to have to wait until saturday...i need to finish a paper for my film class tonight. and i'm going camping tomorrow. let's be in touch, k?
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    • Thomas Chad Lyman wait...Kool-Aid ISN'T a juice????
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    • Brontë Dohm yes, because you need to put margarine in a trash bag to get the same nutritional value as butter in wax wrap!
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    • Brontë Dohm Thomas Chad Lyman its ghetto juice. No one is judging your childhood :)
      2 hours ago · 
    • Thomas Chad Lyman ok good, for a second there i though i was gonna have to hide myself from all mankind and live with a brown paper bag over my head with a sign that said sinner hung around my neck
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    • George Simons Allow me to arbitrate.
      5 minutes ago · 
    • George Simons Kool-Aid is not juice. Margarine is not butter. Fair is not foul and foul is not fair. John- stand by your principles by golly- courage- courage brethren- you must press forward standing strong to your principles, staying true to the things you know! Margarine would make better for sunscreen than it would a proxy for butter and one ounce of the Kool-Aid guy hooligan will surely negate all vitamins and minerals in your diet for a week in both directions.
      a few seconds ago · 

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

I Am a Plasma Prostitute

I am a plasma prostitute. I sell my plasma for money. I went to the love shack on main street and told them it was not charity. I told them it was not giving nor donation, but said the cold hard truth- prostitution. for money.

They stuck a needle in me, they sucked me dry. They returned my red blood cells to me, so I wouldn't cry. But they held my plasma, kept it for themselves, for some poor soul who needs it they said, congratulations- its charity. But then they paid me, they forced money upon me, they bought my plasma, bought it like clover leaf honey. I'll go back, I said, after I stepped out into the cold.

I'll go back, after I get my proof of address. I need the money, and after all, its charity. So stick the needle in me- give me money for my honey.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Grass!

Grass spotted on the south side of the Clark, on the north side of the Hinckley, and to the west of the Kimball. The grass is back, Peter! President Clark said spring was in the air and by Jove it is.

Let me know where you have seen the grass.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Rock Climbing Enclosure.mov



I went down to Jackson in a van. We were looking to shoot a video. We shot one. Here it is. The first of many advertisements for Outdoor Activities.